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Oct. 16, 2007 Stephen Colbert announced on his TV show The Colbert Report that he was running for President in the 2008 Election for BOTH parties in the State of Southern Carolina. Is it possible Astrologically? Jupiter is in Sagittarius sign of Humour, Politics, Justice, Laws, Optimism, International Issues. Humour is the best Medicine and Stephen we need that medicine now. Let’s look at Stephen’s Birth Chart first. Born May 13 1964 in Washington D.C. birth time not known
Since I do not have an accurate time we’ll use noon, for public figures Noon puts their Natal Sun where else? At the top of the chart where they shine the brightest.
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So what do we see? From primary Triad Sun, Moon, Ascendant-Stephen is a Taurus Sun 22 degrees. His self identity is Earthy, stable, security conscious, pragmatic, artistic, stubborn, forceful, peaceful, sensual. His primary directive is tools, planting seeds, he embodies, he manifests spirit {1st house}into 3D {2nd house}.
His Moon is at 18 of Gemini and of course he has a twin personality, so of course he is running for both parties!.Gemini is the sign most connected to communications, thinking, gathering information, the eternal youth, Peter Pan, nervous energy, a great salesperson, someone who examines the relationships of duality. Stephen plays an ultra-conservative with wit and irony. The Moon is your emotions. In an air sign, it is dry, intellectual. The Moon in Gemini, is akin to the 3rd house which rules siblings and Steven is the youngest of 11 children! We can see how Steve uses his innate talents and abilities, he is a superb communicator and commentator of oppositioness.
In this chart his Ascendant or persona is in Leo at 15 degrees and this is the public persona the showman, the actor, the dramatist, who craves attention. A leader, someone with a big heart, a childlike playfull nature. We adore watching him parading around indulging his creative self-expression pretending he’s the King, because he does it to the max.
Stephen’s North Node is in Cancer, The North Node represents your Highest Spiritual Goals. In Cancer it is to nurture, to offer security and nourishment, safety, tradition. His South Node opposite, is in Capricorn, the South Node represents your genetic and karmic pasts. CApricorn, the pragmatist, sign of the Businessman,the shrewd organizer, the careerist, fame, builders, stability, tradition, hard work. He already knows how to do that through his past. His North Node is conjunct Venus, so his Highest Spiritual goal is Venusian. It’s is receptive, to bring beauty,value, the arts, fairness, balance {Libran} Justice.
Mercury is at 1 degree of Taurus. Mercury rules communications and thinking. A plodding thinker, a solid, bull headed communicator. When Stephen takes a stance he won’t back down. He is a no-bull, full of bull Taurean thinker. He is a creative thinker, money and security are part of his communications strategy. Taurus, rules by Lady Venus is artistic and Taurus rules the throat so he loves to speak and is an excellent vocalizer.
Stephen’s Venus is at 2 degrees of Cancer and this reflects his love nature, his values.He’s a softy deep down, conservative, tied to his home, his roots, family, his Mom. He is a nurturing person, security conscious, despite his outgoing Gemini Moon Mercurial personality deep down he is very private.
His Mars at 4 degrees of Taurus, lots of Bull in his chart, describes his passion, activities, drives, defenses. He is a stubborn, plodding, fixed purpose kinda guy. Money and stability are driving factors for him. He practically sows seeds of creative ventures, he defends with is voice.
Stephen’s also got Jupiter in Taurus and Jupiter does it Big. Optimistically stubborn, adventurously stable, a teacher in a very pragmatic way, someone who voices higher truths through- Bull, bull baiting. Jupiter is the sign most connected with humour, so Stephen’s destiny as a very popular comedian is right there in his chart. He is an artistally role playing a conservative, making fun of it.
Steve’s Saturn is in Pisces. Pisces is concerned with compassion, bliss, fantasy, illusion, drama, being a chameleon, spirituality. Saturn is karma and Saturn in Pisces shows someone who is deeply spiritual. Many Pisceans are drawn to acting because they become others. Saturn shows us the limits, this position is the Boddisatva position. Someone who offers themselves to serve others.
The outer planets are generational.
Stephen is 43 years old. Uranus is in Virgo, the sign related to work, discipline, serving others, perfectionism, analysis, information, stewardship. Uranus is the revolutionary who breaks up stagnant old Saturnine patterns. Uranus is creative genius, seeing the big picture, utilizing modern technology. Stephen’s daily bread is earned in an unusual way, he is a perfectionist at his role, he is totally into it. Through communicating {Virgo ruled by Gemini} he changes attitudes.
Neptune is in Scorpio. Neptune get sus in touch with the spiritual picture although it may be a fuzzy one. Neptune rules film, fantasy, entertainment, illusion, oil, the sign of Pisces, escapism, delusion, spirit, bliss, the ephemeral. Scorpio {ruled by Mars and Pluto} is the sign most concerned with Transformation, death, rebirth, refuse, garbage, toxins, atomic power, control, secrets, revenge, sexuality, other people’s money. This gives Stephen the ability to use the entertainment business to provide escapism, fun, to point out the control, waste, toxins that need to be transformed, in an ephemeral way.
Pluto is in Virgo. Pluto though demoted is vitally important in Astrology. Pluto rules birth, death, transformation, garbage, toxins, power, control, secrets, research, investigation.. The Pluto in Virgo Generation are cleaning up the Planet in many ways, through ideas, workplace changes, intellectually investigating. Pluto is power and Stephen’s uses Virgo’s intellectual prowess to create change.
Stephen’s Part of Fortune is in Virgo sandwiched between Uranus and Pluto. The Part of Fortune, {circle with an x in it} shows where the “pot of gold” is in anyone’s chart. For Stephen it works combined with his unique original intellectual big picture electrifying Uranian energy and Pluto’s power to research and unearth what’s being covert in order to stimulate change in the public. Pluto rules the masses and the collective Unconscious.
Stephen embodies in his Taurean nature the thoughts {Gemini} of his Generation {outer planets} and projects {Pisces} them in a Conservative Saturnian way..
Let’s look at his prospects through his Transits. Pluto is about to oppose Stephen’s Venus North Node conjunction. Pluto rules the people, and the people will adore him, support him, love him. He has the power of the people behind him, he could easily win the popular vote.. Pluto conjunct the North Node by transit is truly a karmic fulfillment. Pluto brought Stephen fame when it was opposite his Natal Moon for the past number of years.
Jupiter is opposite his Moon now, so he is poised to be funnier, bigger, more famous, rich, hobnobbing with everyone who is famous. Jupiter will take him over he top. Jupiter is squaring his natal Chiron, there is a wound being exposed through Jupiterian largess, humour, the bigger international picture. Colbert is a teacher and a healer. Jupiter will enter Capricorn this year and oppose Steve’s North Node Venus thing there and it mean Xtreme Popularity. By the way Jupiter will be crossing the U.S. Natal Pluto at the election so there may be a huge meltdown, a fascist takeover?
Transitting Saturn is exactly on Stephen’s Uranus. This is the classi should I stay or should I go transit. It indicating the consolidation of his unique originality. Saturn tests, it is karmic. Stephen is experiencing his Saturn opposition right now. Saturn’s cycles are related to the 7 year patterns that the body rejuvenates itself with. This is an important turning point for whatever Stephen began 14 years ago is showing results now. Saturn is also Trining, { 120 degrees} the best aspect you can have, Stephen’s Mars, so a consolidation of his desires, energies, activities. Saturn will also Trine his Jupiter, so this is BIG Fun, optimistic. Saturn will conjunct Stephen’s Part of Fortune in 2008. That is karmic. He should achieve his fortune. And of course Saturn will conjunct his Pluto and we’ve discussed that already.
Transitting Uranus is contacting his Chiron, the body of the wounded healer, so this is an electrifying revolutionary performance to reveal everyone’s wounds with Uranian technology. Uranus is squaring his Neptune and Moon. The Moon represents the unconscious and Neptune people’s fantasies. Electrifying.
Transitting Neptune is in the 7th house of this chart, so Stephen’s illusions will win him fame and devotion from all others. He is bringing in spiritual wisdom in a way that is not so obvious.
YOU GO STEPHEN! Maybe life will imitate art and he’ll be like Robin Williams in that film Man of the Year becoming President. I’d vote for you Stephen, a few times. Humour is the best medicine.
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